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the inconvenience store A corner shop for useful objects with unacceptable side effects. Build a basket, negotiate the coupon, choose a cursed delivery method, and leave with a receipt that knows too much.
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Pick three useful problems. Continue to coupons 📆 admin aisle Calendar Exorcist Cancels one obligation with a clean little pop. side effect $18.75 friction 9 🧦 vanity shelf Confidence Socks Improves posture and makes eye contact possible. side effect $12.40 friction 6 📎 office shrine Memory Stapler Remembers names, birthdays, and where you parked. side effect $21.20 friction 10 📣 conflict counter Polite Airhorn Ends a conversation without sounding rude. side effect $9.99 friction 8 📡 living room trap Remote Finder Finder Finds the thing that finds the remote. side effect $16.60 friction 7 ⏱️ time clearance Secondhand Minutes Adds twelve minutes to a day that needed them. side effect $24.00 friction 11 🖐️ utility hook Emergency Third Hand Carries coffee, keys, and one bad decision. side effect $14.80 friction 8 ☔ escape hatch Weatherproof Excuse Gets you out of plans with meteorological authority. side effect $11.25 friction 5 🫙 social fridge Compliment Fermenter Turns a plain compliment into something strangely specific. side effect $13.30 friction 6